What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
They demanded an eggsplanation!
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
How do you grill cheese?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?