What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
They demanded an eggsplanation!
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why did the fish blush?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?