What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
They demanded an eggsplanation!
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do you call a sad latte?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?