Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
When do cows get tired?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What fish sings the best?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?