What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
A heat wave.
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Where do frogs keep their money?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What sport do horses love to play?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Can February March?
What school subject really rocks?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Which insect is the smartest?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
How are teens like cats?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
