What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What dogs are always lying to you?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?