What superpower do all middle children have?
Invisibility.
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
