What job did the corn on the cob get?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
I like telling Dad jokes.
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?