What superpower do all middle children have?
Invisibility.
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
How do you get straight A's?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
How are teens like cats?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?