How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What is a table you can eat?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?