What animals love to close envelopes?
Seals.
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why are fish such good architects?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What do cats eat for breakfast?