Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
They are very scent-imental.
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
