What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What does the sun drink out of?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why do elephants have trunks?