What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What bee is good for your health?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Where would you find an elephant?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?