Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What was the first animal in space?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What did the bread do on vacation?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
When does a horse talk?