What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Samson.
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Where do birds go to drink?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
It's Crowded!
Why did the frog starve?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
