Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why was the musician arrested?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Which is the worst season?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What makes music in your hair?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?