What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What is the strongest animal?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?