What sport are eggs the best at?
Running!
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What is another name for a cow?
What do bees say in the summer?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
