Which parent knows if you are running late?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
How do you get kids to do something?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?