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Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
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What did March say to the madness?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why did the computer run out of money?
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Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
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My dad told me a joke about boxing.
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