Where do frogs keep their money?
Why did the barber win the race?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?