Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Who granted the fish a wish?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do golfers drink on the green?
How can you make 7 even?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?