Where do frogs keep their money?
In a river bank.
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
