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What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do you call a small mom?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why did the frog starve?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?