Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
How was the wedding?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why was the mime upset?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Where do goldfish go camping?