What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do Scottish toads play?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What condiment has wings?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do you call a sad latte?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?