Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Subway™.
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Which fly makes films?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Surprise!!!!
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?