What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
They both have a lot of degrees.
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What do insects learn at school?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?