What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
They both have a lot of degrees.
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What fish only swims at night?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
