What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
They both have a lot of degrees.
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What is the color of the wind?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why did the frog starve?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Where do goldfish go camping?