What is the best holiday breakfast food?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?