What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What's the noisiest food?
Why do magicians score well in exams?