Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
Why are cars magic?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
How does a taco bless the table?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?