Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What is the most adorable season?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
