What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
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What do you call a belt made of clocks?
How do you grill cheese?
Which singer could always break a five?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why did the body of water think so much?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
How do you get straight A's?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?