What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
What do you call siblings who love math?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What's E.T. short for?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why did the tomato turn red?
I broke my finger!
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What does an evil hen lay?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Which elf is the best singer?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why do cubes make great referees?
