What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
What is a robot's favorite snack?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What are you studying in math?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
When do cows get tired?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?