What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What is the smallest lion?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?