What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Take steps to avoid them.
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do you call a peanut in space?
