How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
How can you make 7 even?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
How long will dinner be?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?