What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Good tidings.
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
How does a taco bless the table?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?