What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Good tidings.
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Where do termites go camping?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What did summer say to spring?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
