What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Good tidings.
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do you call a tired tree?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What sport do horses love to play?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What is a plant's favorite college course?