What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
How do you measure a millennial?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?