You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
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Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What season begins with a thud?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What did March say to the madness?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
