My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why was the fish so smart?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
How do you organize a space party?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Which state is the cleanest?
Where do cows go on vacation?