Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
There was no history class.
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
