What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What do fairies always drink?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?