What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Cheetahs.
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Where do you take sick ponies?