What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Cheetahs.
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
How do bees get to school?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
When do mice play every day?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?