What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
How do automobiles fly?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
How does a taco bless the table?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?