What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Cheetahs.
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why do mice need oiling?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
