What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Cheetahs.
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Which bug is related to you?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What season begins with a thud?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?