What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
A cloud.
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What do you call a short cow?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
