What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
A cloud.
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What season begins with a thud?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why was the math book sad?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What animal should you never play poker with?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?