What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
A cloud.
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What is the color of the wind?
Why was the horse so happy?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What is the strongest animal?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?