What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What words make the best athletes?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?