What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
A cloud.
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?