How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What did summer say to spring?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
I'm not a bad putter.
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What's the noisiest food?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?