Why do porcupines always win the game?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What game do mice love to play?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?