What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
You are the coolest.
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What country has the most fish?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?