Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Families are like fudge.
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?