What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
You are the coolest.
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did electricity win the race?
It's Crowded!
What birds always travel in twos?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?