What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
You are the coolest.
How do you make a bear really angry?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
When do astronauts eat?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
How do you get kids to do something?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?