What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
You are the coolest.
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why is furniture so generous?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What condiment has wings?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What animal scores the most in basketball?