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What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
How much does freedom weigh?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
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What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What table can you never sit at?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?