What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Time flies!
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?