How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
I'm not a bad putter.
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do you call a small mom?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?