What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
A nickelback.
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Which computer won the talent show?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What is the color of the wind?
Families are like fudge.
