What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
A nickelback.
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you call a tired tree?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?