What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
A nickelback.
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Where do birds go to drink?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Which big cat loves to drive?
How are teens like cats?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?