What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
A nickelback.
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What nationality are most fish?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What animal has the most fun?
How do automobiles fly?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?