What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
A nickelback.
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Which state has the best streets?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What animals make the best students?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?