How do football players deal with their problems?
Tackle them head-on.
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Where do tough ducks come from?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
