What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?