How do football players deal with their problems?
Tackle them head-on.
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?