Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What tea do footballers drink?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?