Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What is the strongest animal?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?