Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What animal loves Indian food?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Which dog loves to rob banks?