Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What's a henway?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you call octopus twins?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
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