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What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
When do flowers get their workout in?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What is the best day to go to the beach?