What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?