What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal.
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Which elf is the best singer?
What is the most adorable season?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
How do birds threaten one another?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why did the elk have great hair?
