What's a duck's favorite ballet?
The Nutquacker!
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What animal loves Indian food?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
How much money does a skunk have?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
