Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What bird is always sad?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?