What's a duck's favorite ballet?
The Nutquacker!
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What game do bats excel at?
What did autumn say to summer?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What did the Dorito say to his son?