What insect runs away from everything?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?