Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Never mind. It would be too forced!
Which farm animals are famous painters?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
I'm not a bad putter.
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?