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Why do bees gossip?
Where do stars go to college?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why is summer always sad?
What did summer say to spring?
