What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do you call a tired tree?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What animal floats best?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do elves learn in school?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?