Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
I broke my finger!