What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?