Why did the duck cross the road?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?