What kind of dog loves to eat?
A Chow.
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
How do you organize a space party?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why are ghosts always single?
