What kind of dog loves to eat?
A Chow.
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?