What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
I broke my finger!
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why are stones so good at music?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?