What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather.
What do you call a small mom?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
