What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
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How does a barber get to work?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?