What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather.
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
How do frogs get to work?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?