What kind of car do eggs drive?
A Yolkswagen.
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What's the holiest insect?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
How do bears keep cool?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What do cows say on NYE?