What kind of car do eggs drive?
A Yolkswagen.
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What fish only swims at night?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
How does dinner smell?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Which family member is always relieved?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?