What did the beaver say to the tree?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why did the whale cross the road?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What types of dogs are bilingual?