What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What table can you never sit at?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?