What birds always travel in twos?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?