What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?