How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
They put it on paws.
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What building always gets stains on it?
What season begins with a thud?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
