What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Sham-rock and roll.
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why do bees gossip?
When is Dad's bedtime?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Who invented fractions?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?