Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
They want to see a home run!
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What do bees say in the summer?
What game do mice love to play?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
