Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
They want to see a home run!
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Where do kittens go to school?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What is the most faithful insect?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?