What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What day do hands always go to church?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?