What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why are frogs always happy?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Which insect makes the best father?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?