What did the dog say after his birthday party?
I had a doggone good time!
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What do math teachers eat?
What insect runs away from everything?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
How do horses navigate at night?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What is the color of the wind?
