Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Do dads always snore?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?