Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Where are average things manufactured?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What animal floats best?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?