Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
It didn't want to rain on the Macy's Day parade.
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?