Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
It didn't want to rain on the Macy's Day parade.
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Where do polar bears vote?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?