Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
It didn't want to rain on the Macy's Day parade.
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Where do horses reside?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?