Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
It didn't want to rain on the Macy's Day parade.
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do you call a short cow?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?