Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
It didn't want to rain on the Macy's Day parade.
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What cartoon character loves insects?
How much does freedom weigh?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Do dads always snore?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What's the loudest sport?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?