Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
It didn't want to rain on the Macy's Day parade.
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What did March say to the madness?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What does an evil hen lay?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?