Why did the twins join the Air Force?
To become a pair a troopers.
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
