Why did the twins join the Air Force?
To become a pair a troopers.
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What part of a fish is the most musical?