Why did the twins join the Air Force?
To become a pair a troopers.
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What did one angel say to the other angel?