How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What did autumn say to summer?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
A book just fell on my head.
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Where does breakfast live?
What sport do horses love to play?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?