What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
The dentist!
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
How do you make a bandstand?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
It's allergy season again?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What do you call a pig thief?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
