What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
A book just fell on my head.
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Where do you take sick ponies?
How do football players deal with their problems?