Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?