Why are teddy bears never hungry?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What animal has the most fun?