Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do fish use for glasses?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why are books always so angry?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?