What did the horse say when it collapsed?
"Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
