What did the horse say when it collapsed?
"Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do you call two birds in love?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do fairies always drink?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Where does water do all its banking?