Why did the professor write on the window?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
How do you make a cow float?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why was the dog overweight?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Which hot drink loves golf?