What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?