Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Because it was on a roll.
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Do dads always snore?
What cartoon character loves insects?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Which elf is the best singer?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
How do hurricanes see?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?