What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why was the bunny upset?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?