Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What do you call stolen cheese?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you call a sad latte?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What did March say to the madness?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?