Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
She was a sweeper.
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why is summer always sad?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do golfers drink on the green?
