Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?