What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?