What do you call two birds in love?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What was the first animal in space?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why did the frog have a long face?