How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Reigning cats and dogs.
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
