What insect runs away from everything?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What animal floats best?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
How long do chickens work?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?