Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why was the dog so popular?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What kind of music do planets like?
