What game does chlorine never lose?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
My friend David had his ID stolen.