Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What is the most adorable season?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What kind of bird can write?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you call stolen cheese?