Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
What is a mouse's favorite game?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do little fish love to play with?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What is a table you can eat?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?