Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why are all priests fit?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do elves learn in school?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What's a cow's favorite music note?