Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
What is an archer's favorite store?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did the foal cough?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
