Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
Which office space loves to cut corners?