Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
How did the tree get lost?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
A book just fell on my head.
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?