What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?