Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
They can catch bear-handed.
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What did the confused bee say?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?