Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Because they're related to yaks.
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What makes music in your hair?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What sports are both plant-based?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?