Why was the math book sad in winter?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What's the scariest letter?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Who invented fractions?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?