Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Because they're related to yaks.
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why are goats so funny?
What shape has a knighthood?
How does a lion greet other animals?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do cats wear to work?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?