What do you call an angry monkey?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why do math teachers love March?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?