Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Surprise!!!!
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What should you wear to a tea party?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
How does a cow do math?