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He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What's the slowest 5k?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What birds always travel in twos?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
If you need help building an ark...
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What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?