Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What's the richest basketball team?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
