Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why are turtles so shy?
How do you make a cow float?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
How do you make antifreeze?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why do bees buzz?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.