What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
I haven't seen you since last year!
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why are billionaires such good parents?