What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
I haven't seen you since last year!
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why do mice need oiling?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What table can you never sit at?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do pigs do over the summer?