What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
I haven't seen you since last year!
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
