What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
I haven't seen you since last year!
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
How does a polar bear build a house?